Anybody recognize this guy?
If you look really closely, you can see he’s holding something, maybe a weapon of some sort?
Careful…
Please, please let me defend that GIF in court. I’ll print out every frame in full color.
Hard to do from El Salvador with a plunger up your ass.
I’ve got that superpower that makes me burn in the sun so my odds might be better than some. In any case, if there’s a plunger up my ass, defending my right to freedom of expression won’t be the only thing that’s hard.
Clearly doctored. You expect me to believe that head can fit through a door?
Guess it’ll be public knowledge soon enough once the case files come out: the hat conceals his matter-phase distortion transformer device. It allows him to move between objects he wouldn’t otherwise be able to fit through. You can see an effect of the field in this frame:
I made a joke to my sister about the shooter being Kirk from the future trying to erase himself the other day… Maybe I wasn’t too far off… 🤔