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minus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·3 days ago There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoCorrelates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
minus-squareVerbFlow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days ago“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
minus-squareLeninOnAPrayer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoSounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.
So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
Sounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.