[in a text editor, someone has written “I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE” then pressed “Print”]
[a printer prints a sheet of paper with “I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE” written on it]
[a person proudly holds the sheet of paper in question] Holy shit, look! My printer is sentient! We have finally reached AGI!
[a slimy character rubs his hands together in front of a suitcase full of cash] Hi, I’m here on behalf of Darkstone Investment Capital We’re willing to invest a gazillion billion in your printer
You have accurately described the way the stock market works. 🏆🏅
It should be illegal
I don’t know what to say. This is the system functioning as intended. Capitalism should be abolished.