return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 days agoFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down11cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up191arrow-down1external-linkFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square19fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squarefrightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 days agoThey’re saying that coz they don’t want you to get superpowers.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-24 days agoNarrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!” Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·4 days ago“SNAPS Fingers!” (Destroys city block) https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoMaybe you just get really shrimpy breath?
They’re saying that coz they don’t want you to get superpowers.
Narrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!”
Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
“SNAPS Fingers!”
(Destroys city block)
https://youtu.be/KkY_mSwboMQ
You never go full shrimp.
Maybe you just get really shrimpy breath?