Hitchin’ up the buggy,
Churnin’ lots of butter,
Raised a barn on Monday,
Soon I’ll raise another!
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure of heart?
Well I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
I’m the pious’t guy the little amish wanna be,
Like on my knees day and night,
Scorin’ points for the afterlife!
So don’t be vain! And don’t be whiney!
Or else I might have to get medieval on your hiney!
Something Weird Al and Rob Zombie have in common, though I can’t recall if Rob did it mid-song, but he definitely didn’t do two songs in the same costume.
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!
We been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
I churned butter once or twice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise! Ooh Oh Ooooh!
Hitchin’ up the buggy,
Churnin’ lots of butter,
Raised a barn on Monday,
Soon I’ll raise another!
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure of heart?
Well I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
I’m the pious’t guy the little amish wanna be,
Like on my knees day and night,
Scorin’ points for the afterlife!
So don’t be vain! And don’t be whiney!
Or else I might have to get medieval on your hiney!
Close, but how could you leave out “Amlettes”?
Yeah, I think it’s “more humble”, too.
That one was right (“as humble”).
(Although I still had to look it up even though I just saw him perform it live on Friday)
That would have been an awesome show!
It was!
He’s an amazing performer. Roughly as many costume changes as songs, including mid-medley
Something Weird Al and Rob Zombie have in common, though I can’t recall if Rob did it mid-song, but he definitely didn’t do two songs in the same costume.