“This time the President [Zelenskyy] will be in a suit, but the style still remains in a military key,” one of the Ukrainian president’s designers told POLITICO.

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    Should come in wearing the same exact same ghastly bright blue colored suit and red tie as Trump’s, complete with padding to give him the same body shape as a fat person trying to hide it as muscle under a suit and obvious fake spray tan.

    Trump would be flattered while everyone else would know he’s making fun of him.

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      It’s like the trolley problem, only instead of pulling a lever it is wearing a suit. Seems to me he chose for the lowest amount of casualties. Fuck Trump for forcing his hand, but I’m not mad at Z

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    He’s just trying to keep it to the basics so they don’t get sidetracked. I get it, but trump and vance are still probably going to bully Zelenskyy.

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    I HATE that this man has to speak with the fat ugly rapist. That Zelenskyy has to even be in the same stanky room with that pedo.

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    Imagine for one second.

    Z, Macron, Merz, Starmer all coming there, DJT bringing in the cameras in the oval. And the 4 of them collectively addressing Vance, whilst looking uncomfortable about the hygiene standards of the sofa they are sitting on.

    Mr Vice President, we decided we will defeat Russia without you. We rather lose that war, than win with a totalitarian who may be pedophile, who is deploying troops in his own cities and who ignores the courts and haebus corpus.

    Good day.

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    Well maybe that style of suit should become the new coolest thing, would be great to see trump’s gremlins wearing the same kind of suit before trump dies

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      Zelensky showing up in a full 3 piece camo print suit would be badass. Especially if it’s properly fitted / bespoke in contrast to Trump’s badly fitting off-the-shelf suits.