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Pro@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake

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Pro@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    Worried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh!

    It’s really that simple!

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      Alternatively, you could stop being so poor. Simple as that!

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        you can buy your 5th house to rent and draw from your multimillionaire trust fund.

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          You can also borrow 100 million, build some commercial properties, and lease them to tenants.

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            or just sit on vacant lots .

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      Need infinite power?

      Big electric doesnt want you to know this simple trick

      1000002389

      Me is very smort

      Electo patroium Me into office

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      Alternatively, you should try being a velociraptor. I hear they don’t get sick nearly as often as humans.

      • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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        When was the last time you saw a velociraptor coughing from pneumonia? Never. How about a velociraptor with depression, anxiety, cancer or heart disease? Yeah, never seen any of that either. Those guys just handle it like it’s nothing.

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