The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoIn Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up1828arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1827arrow-down1imageIn Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square161fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·18 hours agoHow does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·17 hours agoAmateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right. Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 hours agoSlurps from Coke bucket Sticks entire head into KFC bucket Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut “Murica”
How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?
Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.
Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.
Sips from mayonnaise bucket
Slurps from Coke bucket
Sticks entire head into KFC bucket
Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut
“Murica”
You didn’t even microwave it first.