This has to be one of the most photographed people on the planet, but i actually wonder if there’s any footage of him running? Like even a light jog? We’ve got footage of Bernie in a light jog, can you picture Trump jogging in your mind? If you asked an AI to show you, would it fail because no reference footage exists?
He had a race with Barack Obama and George Bush once. I think he ran a mile in 15 minutes. Obama did it in 12 and Bush did 9:11
You think whatever tf this thing is can run? It can barely stand.
Trump holds the opinion that exercise depletes your body of its’ useful resource (which to him is like a set amount you’re born with). So the more you exercise, the faster you die.
I’m not kidding, he said that somewhere.
What’s even more creepy is that there is almost no footage of him laughing wholeheardedly. The only thing I ever saw to a genuine laugh was at a rally, but only like 2-3 seconds.
IIRC (I don’t want to go and relisten to make sure), but pretty sure there were plenty of laughs in the “grab 'em by the pussy” recording.
Ha e you seen him walk? Walking is a generous word for the pant shitting shuffle he does. Remember when he was the only world leader driving around in a gold cart?
You can’t run with bone spurs.
The man didn’t even run when he got shot at. I’m not sure he knows how to. Hell, he doesn’t even walk a round of golf.
They say Trump knew all along but my money is Netanyahu fooled Trump by launching the surprise attack and led Trump by the nose.
It’s probably more like the Pentagon was involved and maybe Hegseth, if he was sober enough, because I’m sure the US had intelligence that Israel wanted. Trump would have been brought in after the first missiles launched because he would have been to busy golfing or napping.
The was an article the other day about a surge in pizza shop activities around the Pentagon hours before the attack.
Also a gay bar nearby reporting unusually low patronage that night.
Rare to see an actual meme here. I really liked that reaction pic.
That’s him dropping the burger, missiles on the way.
he cant run big macs weigh him down
