At first glance the very idea of a zipper that unzips and zips up by itself seems somewhat ridiculous. After all, these contraptions are mostly used on pieces of clothing and gear where handling a …
  • musubibreakfast@lemm.eeEnglish
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    8 hours ago

    Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.