“The Bank of England is proposing replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our banknotes. This is the definition of woke.”
Definition #1305 of the word ‘woke’
Imagine if these people had the emotional maturity to say they simply don’t like something.
They often remind me of very young children who stomp their feet and shout “this is so stupid” when something happens that they don’t like or when they don’t get their way. Now they’re grown adults stomping their feet and shouting “this is woke!”
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger…
Mushroooom
That depends. Are we sure the badger is woke? Not all badgers, but some of them can be quite small-minded.
Can’t you distinguish sleeping badger from an awake one?
What do I look like, an RSPCA Badger Inspector?
Rotation is important. Today – Churchill, tomorrow – squirrel, day after that – bridge or mountain. Money doesn’t need to be pafos and boring.






