Arsestralia lol

Arstraliyar, they be pirates, where women glow and men plunder.

Straya mate

Oh naur

I’m imagining that some English explorer came by a land mass, went ashore and his accent immediately changed forever. Sailed back to England and they were like “well his voice is different innit’”

What a bogan.

ARSTOTSKALIA, GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

COUNTRY SO GREAT, NO PASSPORT REQUIRED!

_{pls let me through 🥺👉👈}

I got an awrr narr for that.

It literally is. No idea why Americans always call it Ostralia.

Aŭstralio