[yellow character, with a smug smile]
It’s your fault you didn’t buy real estate to live in while it was cheap back when you were 3 years old.
[gross up on the yellow character’s face, who is now grin-drooling in a disgusting way and pointing at us]
DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR POOR CHOICES
Or you could be me, and invest when it was gaining a lot of traction. Make a SUPER SECURE password, and write it down where nobody will ever find it. The forget where it is and lose it all and know theres more money than you’ve ever had before that should be yours and just isnt.