[yellow character, with a smug smile]
It’s your fault you didn’t buy real estate to live in while it was cheap back when you were 3 years old.
[gross up on the yellow character’s face, who is now grin-drooling in a disgusting way and pointing at us]
DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR POOR CHOICES
You went into stem? You studied… computer science?? And you expect to be employable with that skillset???
She bought avocado toast!
*crowd gasps*
She partook of the forbidden fruit!
*loud outraged murmuring*
And now she wants to have… A HOUSE!
*the crowd reaches a crescendo, screams are heard, a man falls to the ground, froth spilling from his mouth*
“does she really think she could handle that responsibility??”