[yellow character, with a smug smile]
It’s your fault you didn’t buy real estate to live in while it was cheap back when you were 3 years old.
[gross up on the yellow character’s face, who is now grin-drooling in a disgusting way and pointing at us]
DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR POOR CHOICES
My grandma once told me “everyone wishes they could have bought a house for the price their parents did.” Which, yeah, inflation’s a thing, but housing is not supposed to be an appreciating investment vehicle.