[yellow character, with a smug smile]
It’s your fault you didn’t buy real estate to live in while it was cheap back when you were 3 years old.
[gross up on the yellow character’s face, who is now grin-drooling in a disgusting way and pointing at us]
DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR POOR CHOICES
The interest rate on a mortgage when I was 3 was literally 16%. Glad thats over… course the price of the house just went up to make up the difference.
Oh it more than made up the difference.