• BanMe@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        They now recommend packing feces directly into the mucous membranes so that you have a healthy immunity to strangers shit particles when you snort coke as your childhood blossoms into adulthood. Also helps if you only consume animals, roadkill is fine, builds immunity to brainworms so your brain tissue can simply kill them off later.

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      3 days ago

      Hey! As an aside - “of coarse” is incorrect, you’re looking for “of course” :)

      “Coarse” refers to the size of particulates like how big each piece of sand is. Coarse is larger bits of sand, making it rougher.