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cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/26838
2 Woke Bitches sounds like an indie band name.
The left’s answer to 2 broke girls.
“Bitches”. The word is “bitches”.
They in fact said “bitches”.
Are you sure it wasn’t “bridges”? “birches”? “burpees”?
I love woke bridges. Let’s paint them all in rainbow colors.
Biddies
MAGA ain’t going to be able to intimidate a woman that skates at the uptown Oakland rink. She’s seen harder shit they they’ll ever see.
Why? Why does my dyslexia see other people’s typos but not my own? Read it as “they they’ll” but get stuck and have to reread the sentence to see if it’s my brain.
Nope, “than they’ll” is what they meant for sure.
I’ll make the same typo 1000 times and never notice it. Even though I reread everything I type at least 10x before sending a message.
Sorry. Unnecessary comment.
Because, and I answer as someone with dysgraphia not dyslexia but they are related, you “know” what you meant to type, and so your brain will autocorrect your mistakes. You aren’t entirely certain what anyone else may have meant, so you actually make a subconscious effort to read every word since you know you will read things incorrectly.
Therefore, your brain actually makes it harder for you to see your own typos, and easier to see others.
I have placed a single typo in this comment to test your brain.
Tap for spoiler
If you think I am missing a comma, you’re on the right track.
I get it; the fallibility is real. Keep helping others and keep trying to be awesome and it’ll work out.
Your experience as a keyboard warrior doesn’t compare to someone who’s only known hardship their whole life
WeLl SaId BrUtHeR!!1
I really want to know how you got that out of my comment. I really do. It’s fascinating.
My comment was self admitted unnecessary and off topic. But, man, this response has me so interested. Can you please explain to my little brain your clear moral superiority and how you came to this beautiful conclusion from it?
Fuck yeah. Also, Alysa has cool hair.
Out-fucking-standing.
Good for them.
Though I really doubt fascists actually care about women’s sports all that much in general. And if they do it isn’t “GASP Wokies won!!!”, it’s more “GASP who let them out of the kitchen!!”.
They absolutely do but only to shit on them for not looking feminine enough.
Her hair is neat
She seems rad.
I kinda get skunk vibes from it but to each his own.
Lily Munster had skunk vibes, and rocked the fuck out of it without being a Pepe “Epstein” LePew type. Those are raccoon vibes in the athlete’s hair, and she is also rocking them.

Edit: side note, I know that Morticia is always gonna be our main Gothic love between the two, but damn Lily Munster doesn’t get nearly enough love. She was just as amazing of a woman and mother as Morticia Addams.
Edit 2: I personally think that Lily Munster was ADD or ADHD coded because she dances through constant “sudden disasters,” which is exactly where ADD and ADHD people THRIVE.
Did you mean to say raccoon?

My 11 year old loves the racoon hair.

You can swear on the internet.
Flibbertygibbet!
There’s a rule that the title on Lemmy posts in this community should exactly match the title on the news site.
My comment was directed at Erin Reed. The author of this blog post on ErinInTheMorning.com.
Aren’t you supposed to be setting up a church with blackjack and hookers? Or did you get distracted? Again?
That one most constipated of journalists.
Would it have been okay to say “…Two woke [bitches] win”?
Doodle Poop!
Some people are trying to change this and basically change what the internet is and always has been. I got in trouble on Reddit for saying “fuck.” Evidently explaining to someone to fuck themselves constitutes harassment. I’m sure if I said “buzz off” instead of “fuck off” I wouldn’t have been hit with a ban. It’s truly a sad state of affairs in 2026
The problem might be the SEO.
Respect ✊🧡
Love to see it














