The skiiers keep telling me it is a great year, one of the greatest ever. Let me tell you, I don’t skii I don’t know how to do it, I am lazy piece of shit president and you can’t cheat at skiing like you can at golf so what is the point, no gain for all pain just like my kids hahaha, but damn well you would be surprised how many people come up to me and say mr president I just want to say thank you for this amazing skii year, my family has had such a great time and it is all thanks to your administration cutting redtape so we can get snow our on mountains -pause- isn’t it nice when young girls come up to you and talk to you? we should get them more snow using I don’t know I think we should try using jet engines for snowmakers maybe we should look into that you know those skii mountains are great for fundraising events I have sold a lot of shoes there and there are lots of highheels on young wealthy women there too, not as wealthy as me, but you know surprisingly wealthy for girls, not anything like how nice my old friend Jeff used to get them done up nice in jewels with though… Anyways, where was I, yes… -sways to the music silently for a moment- ah there I was at the joke part of my rambling stupid drivel that comes right after my joke reference to sexual assault of minors and sex trafficking, Who would have thought you sell the most shoes at a skii mountain which you don’t need shoes for!! It is a mystery like why I am supposedly attracted to women but also I hate them and treat them like trash, I should ask JD if that makes me gay JUST KIDDING.