The winning message for a Democrat:

I will be your revenge. I will burn the Republican’s criminal empire to the ground. It won’t undo their crimes, but I will make them suffer.

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    3 days ago

    If clinton testifies that trump gave him a blowjob, he will go down as one of the best-- simply for saving whats left of the “republic”. If he fails to do that he’s a mixed bag, and a bit of a failure.

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      2 days ago

      Better if he says “No, he didn’t blow me. Someone else was blowing me. And when I jizzed, it got in his face because he was licking my ass.”

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        18 hours ago

        Bill Clinton straight facedly describing being give a rusty-trombone by Trump would be the best moment in all American politics, ever.