- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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The loss of the theatrical rights is attributed to the Lake Theater’s marquee messages for the documentary. These included: “DOES MELANIA WEAR PRADA? FIND OUT FRIDAY!” and “TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY. YOU MUST KNOW THEM. MELANIA.”
Really not funny, offensive, or even interesting, but I guess that’s enough these days.
The Prada one is mildly clever, implying Melania is the devil.
I kinda like the second one, about defeating them you must know them.
Welcome to Sun Tzu Theater.
Yeah. I don’t wear Prada.
False economy.
Amazon got mad over a DOT-level joke
Not a single ticket sale was lost
The jokes that made the snowflakes angry:
These included: “DOES MELANIA WEAR PRADA? FIND OUT FRIDAY!” and “TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY. YOU MUST KNOW THEM. MELANIA.”
Frees up the screen for something useful. Like a stream of paint drying.
Ooh, hopefully the plot of the drying paint is vocalised at least three times an hour so I can watch on my phone.
Theatre Owner: Oh thank fuck.
Is it a cinema, or theatre? I am confused. I thought it was a movie.
“Movie theatre” in American English, “cinema” in British.
Sounds like they did it for the lols, made light fun of it in their promo material, and Amazon pulled the licensing.
“Mostly, I thought doing so would be funny. For some of you, that’s enough. Great! Otherwise… Financially, the film marketplace this week and next were a desert… So, to fill a screen, why not get this inexplicable vanity piece from the current president’s wife? I mean, it just seems so weird that it even exists (who wants a movie about Melania lol?), and wouldn’t it then be exponentially weirder, to the point of being funny, to show it here, at your obviously anti-establishment, occasionally troublemaking, neighborhood cinema?” Perry wrote.
Nice
Oof. Lost out on a whole $30 in revenue.
They’ll never financially recover from this.
Well boys, looks like we have ourselves an optomist!
What state is that in?
Oregon.
Its a wealthy suburb of Portland just FYI.
Is Barbra Streisand involved?
O_O
WTF @ everything associated with this timeline…
My take is the theatre owner was screening the film primarily for mockery purposes?
Yup the general manager stated they did it for the lols
“I am Melania, Bride of Trumpella, and I have only known da feet.”
And nothing of any value was lost.
“Mostly, I thought doing so would be funny. For some of you, that’s enough. Great! Otherwise… Financially, the film marketplace this week and next were a desert… So, to fill a screen, why not get this inexplicable vanity piece from the current president’s wife? I mean, it just seems so weird that it even exists (who wants a movie about Melania lol?), and wouldn’t it then be exponentially weirder, to the point of being funny, to show it here, at your obviously anti-establishment, occasionally troublemaking, neighborhood cinema?” Perry wrote.
