Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

One word: Bánh mì
Regarding your main question: you don’t fit a square in a round hole.
That’s two words.
deleted by creator
Well lookee here fellas, it looks like we got a fancy pants that can count to 2!
Mama always said, “If you can’t count to two, you’ll never do.”