DES MOINES, IA — Jessica Djukanovic, a conservative wrestling coach, mother of four, and loyal voter for the “Traditional Values and Strict Legislation Party,” is reportedly “shocked and appalled” to discover that the very laws she helped implement are currently treating her life as a secondary concern to a non-viable fetus.


Every conservative voter ever. And to make matters worse, they’d probably say there should be an exception for them but other women in an identical condition should have to risk death.
Critical thinking and empathy are both foreign concepts to them.