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minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 hours agoHis heart won’t make it. UNLESS they give him a new heart. But then his ankles will give out. UNLESS the install prosthetic leggs. But by then his brain will be gone. UNLESS a new development in A.I. lets him keep thinking. We’ll have a 31 Trillion dollar president. Worth every penny that we don’t make anymore. /s In case The Onion is reading.
His heart won’t make it. UNLESS they give him a new heart.
But then his ankles will give out. UNLESS the install prosthetic leggs.
But by then his brain will be gone. UNLESS a new development in A.I. lets him keep thinking.
We’ll have a 31 Trillion dollar president. Worth every penny that we don’t make anymore.
/s In case The Onion is reading.