• 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    It may be news to you but generally people cannot tell apart semen from just crusty dirt.

    It’s probably why your laptop has been such a hit around the campus.

    I don’t think even the bioengineers are brave enough to take a sample