The Department of Justice will not be releasing all of its files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein by Friday’s deadline, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said Friday morning.
In an interview with Fox News, Blanche said the department would “release several hundred thousand documents today.”
But he acknowledged Friday’s release would not encompass all of the DOJ’s documents for the investigation into the late financier.
Biden: I’m totally serious citizens, Trump is bad news, and will literally take the constitution, as in the one in the National Archives with Franklin’s preserved chocolate fingerprint in the upper left corner–and he will ejaculate on it (which is slightly green for some fucking reason) and then set it on fire. Don’t elect that dude for real guys.
Garland: Hey boss, Donny said he’s on vacation with Ivanka and thirteen 13 year-olds, so he’ll totally send thise docs over next week. Or something. I told that hound dog it was all good in the hood. So I’m gonna punch out early, kay?
Biden:
Garland: Boss?