• ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Oh no, Jeff was hit by a space junk while building his simple rocket and lost his leg! And Elon is there, on ketamine aaaand he overdosed by smoking a blunt and is lying unconscious. And all the robo cat droids broke down so no one can save them. Damn you Randy.

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      14 hours ago

      I think Elon could make it with one lung one kidney one arm and one leg and being drained of blood regularly