Maybe it can be modified to something like:

“Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by yes or no, whichever seems the most obvious.”

And the rest is sugar

It’s because they add milch instead of milk

Lemonade is squeezed lemon and sugar, and maybe with something else like Strawberry, but fairly tart.

I don’t know about American lemonade being tart. Every lemonade recipe I’ve tried has a fuckton of sugar added to it. Even when I cut the amount by 1/3 it’s still super sweet.