We forced ourselves onto you after you repeatedly said no. Why are you so upset? Look how many jobs we replaced!
-Microsoft CEO right before the guillotine’s blade falls
Edit: This cross-post about AI potentially replacing almost 12% of jobs off the bat seems relevant.
I swear every current problem from dumb shit head decisions has got to be because all of these things are being run by dumb shit head nepo babies now. They get this shit handed to them and they’re too fucking stupid to do anything right or they just legitimately don’t care and are just trying to make themselves as much money as they can get away with before everything collapses below them.
Either that or tech bros really are just all this fucking dumb.
I was more impressed with that skeleton hand coming out of a box to grab my coin. Different times.
Smug fucking asshole.
That game sucked.
Oh man. I forgot what happens when you try to sell out an incredibly loyal fan base built over decades.
Poor Blizzard. They were more fun in the '90s.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I hope every one of these brain dead CEOs catches some sort of STD that turns their dick into hamburger meat.
Fuck them for creating this dystopian hell we live in.
#freeluigi
I wish I could up-vote this twice
Here’s my explanation: how you treat ChatGPT today, is how people at the top end of silicone valley have ALWAYS treated their assistants, and anyone “below” them.
They’re surprised that you don’t enjoy having the simulation of someone you can hurl abuse at, make demands of, and call an idiot - who has to stick around and take it. The perfect underling.
They’re reproducing their own lack of empathy, and surprised that YOU don’t want to be like them.
… It rather that it barely functions, yet is being forced on people everywhere, anyway.
Don’t think most people are looking into it that deeply.
Where’s the microsoft dick sucking CEO?
And are they hiring?
AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.
head of the artificial intelligence and machine learning research lab at microsoft sound better?
As a matter of fact, it does.
“Guy whose day is filled with ass-kissers who say AI is useful is confused when presented with something contrary”
He’s given the world an ass kissing robot and is surprised the world doesn’t want to reproduce his relationship to the others.
I wonder how much HE uses this wonderful AI…
Probably all day. His job isn’t that hard and he clearly has the personality type for ai psychosis. I’m sure he’s having long nonsensical conversations about his grand ideas while the chatbot eggs him on.
Maybe they should ask the AI? Their chief Sycophant.
He should accessorise that jumper with a combadge
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You’re right, there’s a lot more delusional people with money riding on this line going up.
All three are equally stupid.
The anti-ai dilemma: ai is as stupid as the metaverse and it’s going to take all our jobs.
Metaverse is infinitely stupider. They set their money on fire to make an uncanny,
familyemployer-friendly vrchat. NFTs are just a grift nowadays
