Maybe I’m irrational, but he boils my piss.
To me, that award will always go to Piers Morgan.
Fair. Personally, I would put Piers in the insufferable cunt category.
Ah, I didn’t realise ‘insufferable cunt’ was one of the available categories for nominations this year. Totally with you on that :)
I’m sorry to disagree, but Morgan is definitely in the “human embodiment of faeces” category.
Piers is in his own category, with Hitler
I hate Jamie Oliver more.
Wait… Is this not Jamie Oliver?
No, it’s Matt Tebbutt.
Who is he?
Matt Tebbutt. Presenter of Saturday Kitchen, chef, author, weapons-grade bellend.
And he dyes his hair a weird shade of chestnut.
Thanks.
Never heard of him.
Given what you said, happy about that
Matt Baker annoys me just as much; no idea why.
Nope.
For me it’s Marcus Wareing. Watch the intro to his TV show. “Until recently I worked, but now I’m just chilling out and living the good life you fucking peasants couldn’t even imagine. Look at how good my life is!”




