Pregnant man 🫃 gas
What a pair of consecutive posts
There’s poop gas. Ask me how I know
Jenkem
Oh Jesus… not that shit.
There is plenty of gas for 💀/☠️
There’s even some for 🫠
There’s mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I’m pretty sure those two aren’t the same.
Dude, I’m so mustard right now.
Where’s the “I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli” gas?
Meth can be smoked
Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that
Don’t worry, I always have a stockpile. I can lend you a few, just A FEW. I need the rest
🙂
Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.
That’s just Adderall
If it’s a gas, more like smoked meth
Mmm…cherrywood? Applewood?
Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close
There’s anxiety gas! It’s called atmosphere at sea level.
Uhhh… there’s this one, too…
Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent
The cheeze it was invented in dayton.
How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride
And i had no idea about the pop tab can! And all most people only know/care about is the military base
I’m sorry, but I do not want to partake of the “anxiety gas”
that’s basically just co2, since (iirc) the panic from not being able to breathe comes from high co2 levels the blood, rather than low oxygen levels in the blood. this is also why simple asphyxiants like nitrogen gas are still very dangerous, because you might not notice that you’re not getting any oxygen, especially since your ability to think is probably also impaired because of said low oxygen.
so if you wanna make yourself anxious for funsies, then you can just breathe a bunch of co2 (but also don’t because you might die, and even if you don’t, elevated co2 levels are still pretty bad for you)
I think that just means it needs an oxygen concentration of 20%.
We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.
Euphoric = Xenon Gas
I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.
Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.
Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists…) Procrastination gas.
Procrastination gas is just smoking some good weed.
True, to a degree.
Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house…
Can I borrow that aspect of you for a few days? I need to get some shit done
Seriously?
Pro tip: load up the iWhatever with music, pop in the headphones, blaze away and go to town. Have a pot of coffee on and don’t stop for texts or calls.
You’d be surprised how much can get done when you tune out the interruptions.
Despair gas
You can make that at home by farting in the shower
