• LOGIC💣@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      Since Jesus doesn’t know how to drive, you’d think he’d take one of the car’s four wheels rather than its steering wheel.

  • OpenStars@piefed.social
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    25 days ago

    You can have it after you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

    (Soft whisper from behind) “Challenge accepted.”