Pigs are very cute, kind, loving, and smart. None of these words describe JD Vance

Eat any slop and fuck any couch.

You want me to put more baby oil on Satans butthole boss?

Daily reminder that the guys name is James Donald Bowman and he changed it because he doesn’t want to be reminded of his deadbeat dad, instead dumping for another filthy cumstain called Donald.

It’s so nakedly transparent. I honestly hope all politicians are this bad at hiding their naked lust for power. At least that way you know you can’t believe anything they say. No false hopes.